Run time: 81 mins

A warm welcome back, after 73(!) years, to this delightful Ealing gem, written by TEB Clarke and directed by Charles Crichton.


Alec Guinness gives a pitch perfect performance as Henry Holland, the mousy, bespectacled bank clerk in bomb-damaged postwar London. His job is to accompany gold bullion in the special van with armed security guards and, with the help of his friend Pendlebury (Stanley Holloway) figures out a way to pinch the gold and smuggle it out of the country into Paris smelted down into bogus lead paperweights in the shape of the Eiffel Tower.


It’s tremendously good fun, though lighter in tone than Ealing’s two more unconventional masterpieces, Kind Hearts and Coronets and The Ladykillers. Holloway and Guinness’s chase down the staircase of the Eiffel Tower has a Hitchcockian quality. Alfie Bass and Sid James, playing the other criminals, are classic supporting turns; like Holloway, they are the kind of organic, garden-grown character actors that Britain doesn’t produce anymore. A before-she-was-famous cameo from Audrey Hepburn is a surreal frisson. A delightful classic which audiences flock back to time and time again.

Monday 27th May
07:30 pm
Friday 3rd May
19:30
Friday 31st May
19:30
Saturday 4th May
19:00
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Sunday 5th May
18:00
Monday 20th May
14:00
Monday 20th May
19:30
Tuesday 7th May
14:00
Tuesday 7th May
19:30
Wednesday 8th May
14:00
Wednesday 8th May
19:30
Thursday 9th May
14:00
Thursday 9th May
19:30
Friday 10th May
14:00
Tuesday 14th May
14:00
Tuesday 14th May
19:30
Saturday 11th May
19:00
Friday 17th May
14:00
Monday 13th May
14:00
Monday 13th May
19:30
Wednesday 15th May
14:00
Wednesday 15th May
19:30
Thursday 16th May
14:00
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Thursday 16th May
19:30
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Saturday 18th May
19:00
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Sunday 26th May
18:00
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Tuesday 21st May
14:00
Tuesday 21st May
19:30
Wednesday 22nd May
14:00
Wednesday 22nd May
19:30
Thursday 23rd May
14:00
Thursday 23rd May
19:30
Tuesday 28th May
19:30
Friday 31st May
14:00